jamescannotfly:

nostopdasgay:

everets:

Every morning the light comes in and my toilet looks beautiful

holy shit

Please tell me that was an intentional pun

jamescannotfly:

nostopdasgay:

everets:

Every morning the light comes in and my toilet looks beautiful

holy shit

Please tell me that was an intentional pun

(via pizza)



mormondad:

real life high school advice:

  • dont slack 
  • be friends with everyone 
  • kiss ass like there is no tomorrow

(via pizza)



mintleaftea:

sammybitchfacewinchester:

actual-human-girl:

super-who-locked-in:

titenoute:

moose-on-the-loose:

what is this show even about

shhh it’s just the best medical show in the world

apparently its actually the most accurate medical show???

^ true facts. I found that out when my best friend was studying to become a paramedic. It was the only show all the paramedics watched and weren’t annoyed by constant medical mistakes/wrong procedures/wrong displays etc.

I’m pretty sure a glowing uterus isn’t medically accurate

Speak for yourself

(via superluminalflower)


generationfree:


lakilester:

No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.

THANK YOU SAMANTHA WOJSZNIS.

generationfree:

lakilester:

No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.

THANK YOU SAMANTHA WOJSZNIS.

(via lancealot-the-knight)


liamdryden:

secret’s out


kidpres:

This pep talk goes out to all the heroes. Who is your hero? Share this video with them!


crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

(via internetarian)



scruffscruffandbeards:

Can chrisbrinleejr be any more perfect? MAJOR SWOON. And what an inspiration.

Scruff Scruff And Beards! 6k+ followers and counting. Follow on Tumblr!

(via beardedthoughts)



Your idea of the perfect first date… A date that doesn’t feel like a date. And hopefully by the end, or throughout, very good kissing.

Your idea of the perfect first date…
A date that doesn’t feel like a date. And hopefully by the end, or throughout, very good kissing.

(via plsdontkilltyrion)


I aspire to be as pretty as Molly Ringwald.


familyfriendlycryingpoems:

this is my senior page

familyfriendlycryingpoems:

this is my senior page

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