I don't know anymore, but I think I'm cool with that. Disco queen. Has approximate knowledge of 80's pop culture. I like road trips and improv comedy.

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  • hauntrickstump:

    spangefucker:

    meatbicyclevevo:

    somebody once told me the world was gonna

    end on december 21, 2012. i bought all of this fucking pasta as a way to celebrate the end of the world and now i’m $10,000 in debt and i have pasta everywhere in my house

    i ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed

    (via trohboy)

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  • sorry:

    I used to be a kid who ‘was going places’ but then I joined Tumblr

    (Source: sorry, via imjustgonnagoread)

  • besieged:

    if i had a dollar for every time an adult asked me about college then i’d have enough money to pay for college

    (via imjustgonnagoread)

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  • cokeflow:

    I’m glad people can’t read my mind cause all they’d be hearing is me saying lmao to myself

    (Source: fingerblaster113, via shouldnt)

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  • dikubutto:

    blackturtleneckcat:

    it’s not rude to interrupt someone to point out a dog

    It’s actually more polite because then they don’t miss out on a dog

    (via plsdontkilltyrion)

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